Burn You: A BBC Sherlock Parody

(Based, of course, on Cee-Lo’s Forget You. I would like to apologize for the craptastic quality of my recording/editing software and also for my high notes. I am an alto two, so Cee-Lo’s falsetto notes are not ~exactly in my range, but I did my best. Credit for part of the bridge and general lyrical assistance goes to saintdoriangray, thanks so much! Mild spoilers for Reichenbach.)

I see you solvin’ my crimes with my devious clues
And I’m like, I’ll burn you (oo-oo-oo!)
I think you would make such wonderful shoes
And I’m like, I’ll burn you and burn John too
If I wasn’t forgiving, you wouldn’t be living
Oh, but this is fun (isn’t this fun?)
And though you’re awfully cute, I’ll still tell Seb to shoot
And I’ll burn you (oo-oo-oo!)

Hey Sherly, it’s Jim from IT
I had some cute gay underwear
I left my number, but you didn’t call me
Now you know I don’t play fair
I’ll blow up that fool who hangs around with you
(I play with semtex, and now I’m Mr. Sex)
Ooh, I’ve got some bombs for you
Now, run and tell your little doctor friend…

[Chorus]

Hey shorty, it’s Moriarty
Wearin’ Westwood, lookin’ cool
I’ll destroy ya, oh I adore ya
And I look so good in the crown jewels
I’ll blow up that fool who runs around with you
(I play with semxtex, and now I’m Mr. Sex)
Ooh, I’ve got a game for you
You didn’t realize I was insane til now?

[Chorus]

Now virgin, virgin, virgin, virgin, you need to get laid so bad (so bad, so bad, so bad)
Your flatmate’s heterosexual, your frustration is oh so sad (so sad, so sad, so sad)
Don’t shoot, don’t shoot, don’t shoot, Sherly
I owe you, I still owe you, oh-oh-oh

[Chorus] 

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Next Shrock cover (currently a work in progress):

I see you solvin’ my crimes with my neat little clues,

And I’m like, I’ll burn you (Oo oo oo)

I think you would make such wonderful shoes,

And I’m like, I’ll burn you and burn John too.

(If anyone has lyric suggestions I’d love to hear them because this one’s turning out to be kind of a bitch.)